Some Cartoons/Illustrations Come From a Warming Situation…

… like the day I went to see a guy about horse grazing, and I took my little dog along for the ride. I never let my dog out onto someone's property without permission, and this day she stayed in the car, on the nice, warm, driver's seat, that I had just vacated. She is not the type of dog that gets excited and jumps about barking and ripping upholstery for attention, no, she has manners and will just sit quietly and wait. Well, the guy went on, and on, and, um, on. When I finally got back to the car, I looked in at my little dog and thought how great it was that she was now sitting so quietly and patiently on the passenger seat. The other thought was I better shoot down the road and take her for a run along a grassy verge. As I opened the door and got into the driver’s seat, I thought how nice that she had kept it nice, and warm, and OMG VERY WET! 

The illustration: Dog to man, 'Woo woo woo WOO woo!'  

Man replies, 'You are right, this has been a great day out!'

Interpretation 101 of what the dog actually said was, 'I just done BIG wees.'